Me lubs skwirrels. Me fink if me eber catsh one me will make it into a big pie. Me fink me will wite a cukbuk of skwirrel wesipes. Me stawt wiff dis one:
Skwirrel Pie:
Take one skwirrel. Take one meat an tata pie. Eat de miggle out de meat an tata pie. Put de skwirrel in de pie. Serve wiff mash tatas an gwavy.
Mine name bees Carly. I bees a 3 year old Basset Hound. I wiv in Wales wiv mine sistah Bessie, she bees a bossy basset, she bees neawly 5, and mine famiwy. Der bees mum and and dad, 3 minihumans, a puddytat, a wabbit, a talltoise and wots of fissies. Sum off dem fissies wiv in de pond and I do stick mine head in and dwink der water. Before me came here me did wiv at de puppy fawm. It not bees a nise fawm. Der not be sheeps and cows, just wots of doggies haffing wots of babbies.
Sunday 21 October 2012
Friday 5 October 2012
30th September 2012
Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. We dids go fow a wawk dis mornin an we wos wawkin past ouw cassul wen der wos sudnly orl dese big bangies inside an me wos scawed an wan off an den me seen mine mummy an mine daddy an me twied to wawk between den but dem wos howdin hands an me fink dat bees weerd an a bit yucky. Den me heers mine mummy shoutin "Cawly de basset comes to mummy" an me wooks be
hind and mine habs got de wong mummy an daddy. So me goes to mine mummy an daddy an dem is not howdin hands an ebewyfing is bakk to nowmal an Cawly de basset bees appy. Den we goed home an had sum tweats an a sweep in mummy an daddys bed an den nanny an gwandad did comes fow tea. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.
13th September 2012
Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. Me did bees sikk but den mees be bettah. Me did hab a birfday. Me is 4. Me did just jump ofer de fens wot daddy builded to keep us doggies off de puddytat an wabbit an howace gwass. Bessie an Wotty did wotch. Dem was impwessed wif mine jumpin. Daddy not so mush. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.
11th September 2012
me is sikk. me sikked 4 times in de nite. Mummy did hold mine eers so dey not go in de sikk. It mine birfday tomowow, me not want to be sikk on mine birfday. me sad :(
9th September 2012
Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. Mine sistahs has bin pookin orl ober de place orl weekend. Me habs not cos I is a gud guwl an I not eet poops an fings I find in heges. Today we habs bin fow a wawk in de bwecon beacons. It bees fun, we did see anudder basset. It bees mine birfday on Wensday. I bees big 4. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.
27th August 2012
Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. It bees wainin. Again. Gwanma an Gwandad did stay fow de weekend. Dem did fink I wos de bestest giwl. Dem did tewl me dat. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.
Sunday 1 July 2012
OH MINE GOSS
I did fowget to tewl yoos orl sumfink bewwy impowtant. We habs a wikkle babby sistah. Her name bees Wotty. Her is bewwy tiny an her is 2. Her is ofishly us niece cos Tatie bees her mumma but we dus orl lib togevva wike sistahs. She wubs to fite, like orl de time. It dus tire me out.
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