Dis bee de news today fwom ouw house. So dis week de minihoomans has been on der holibobs fwom skool. Some days mine mummy had to go to wowk and de minihoomans did wook aftah us. Tom de biggest minihooman is de boss and Bwyn de littlist minihooman is de nortiest and Katie middle minihooman is de cheekiest, well bessie is de cheekiest weally but katie is de cheekiest hooman. Bwynny and katie did hab a fite one day and katie did get hurted.
On wensday bessie had to go to skool, hers skool was not on holibobs. bessie sad bout dis, she not wont to go to skool but all day katie bin pwaktising wif her and dey was gud at skool. bessie was de best at wowking on de wead and she did sit and down and stay gud. at de end dey has a hexam and if dey passes dey get a stificut to pin on de worl.
Yestuday was bissy day. Mes and bessie went to Darcys wedding but wees got muggled wif de time zone and did turn up 5 hours earwy. Well yoo can magin by de time of de wedding us pwitty dwesses wos cuverred in mud wheres we bin pwaying and digging. Den we wushed home to get weady for de twip to bwakpoo luminashuns. Mummy has borty us spensib noo coats. we bees bewwy appy wif us noo coats and did wear dem to bwakpoo wich is gud cos it beed bewwy cold der. Mine sistah Katie and hers boyfwend Tom did cum too wook aftuh us but den dey did forget me so i's went home wif sammy and hims mummy did gib me cuggles.
Todays we did goes fow work down de cassul. we did wears us noo coats but i's did woll in sum mud and now mines coat bees dwying on de wossing wine. mummy sed it bees gud fing i bees werring it udderwise it bees me hanging on de wine.
We's did make sum fwends down de cassul. Der wos a babby dohbuhman. hims was 5 munfs but hims was massif orweddy and der wos a ikkle wabwador wot we pwayed wif.
Aftuh dat we cummed home and had a sweep and dat is about it fow one week.
De End.
Mine name bees Carly. I bees a 3 year old Basset Hound. I wiv in Wales wiv mine sistah Bessie, she bees a bossy basset, she bees neawly 5, and mine famiwy. Der bees mum and and dad, 3 minihumans, a puddytat, a wabbit, a talltoise and wots of fissies. Sum off dem fissies wiv in de pond and I do stick mine head in and dwink der water. Before me came here me did wiv at de puppy fawm. It not bees a nise fawm. Der not be sheeps and cows, just wots of doggies haffing wots of babbies.
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Saturday, 22 October 2011
The tale of snossigegate and more besides
Yesterday mine mummy did goes to mowwisons and bwinged bak a pound of snossiges. Den she put dem on a baking tway and pushed it to de bak off de stove and went upstaiws to put de washing away.
Bessie did jump up weally high and nok de tway on de fwoor and den me and Bessie did eat de snossiges. Mummy and Tom did hear de woud bang as de tway fell on de fwoor and dey ran down de staiws and Bessie was just snaffling de last snossige.
Mummy was bewwy cwoss and did gwound us. Tom sook his head and walked away. I did feel wike maybe we had been norty but Bessie say it OK, mummy not stay cwoss bewwy wong.
Den Mummy twied to dwigwace us by witing on facbook dat we was norty but all ouw fwends fort we did good and dat made mummy eben more cwoss. Den she cooked some ham fow de hoomans tea and all de men and boys did say it bees bewwy nice and day not mind about de snossiges. By de way dey was onwy 54p snossiges,dey wasnt eben nice snossiges.
So mummy did fogib us and let us bak on facbook.
Den today we did go to Usk and had a wawk down by de wiber. Wots ob peeples kept cawwing me Wooby. But me not Wooby. Me and Bess we wont to meet dis Wooby, see if she pwettier dan me. Den we had some tweats off some wadies and mummy said we had been bewwy gud gurls cos we seen wots of dogs and we no gwowl at eny ob dem. Den we went to da spar sop so daddy and bwyn cud buy sweets.
Mummy did wate outside wib us and she sitted on a bench and not notice de bin. So we tip de bin ober and Bessie eated a powk and stuffin woll and me did eat a pakit of beef monstuh munch cwisps. Wy eny body want to fwow gud stuff wike dis away I don't noes?
Den daddy cummed out de sop and he tell mummy off cos de bin beed upside down and der bees wubbish all ober de fwoor. So mummy has to pik all de wubbish up wif her pawsies and put it bak in de bin. She no wike doing dat but wukky she habs a bokkle ob hand cweaner in her bag.
Den dis wady cummed ober wif a cat on a wead and we goes woof woof grr grr cos yoos not sposed to wawk a cat on a wead. Den mummy says we is stoopid dogs and it not bees a cat, it bees a chewbacca dog. Now i seed staw wahs and chewbacca much biggah dan dat but mummy says dees teeny dogs bees corled chewbacca dogs so dat must be twoo. Ennyway den daddy says we outstays us welkum and we goes bak to de cah and me and bessie has a sweep and daddy and bwyn pways football.
Den we cummed home and habs ceese and cwakers and anubber sweep on de settee.
Bessie did jump up weally high and nok de tway on de fwoor and den me and Bessie did eat de snossiges. Mummy and Tom did hear de woud bang as de tway fell on de fwoor and dey ran down de staiws and Bessie was just snaffling de last snossige.
Mummy was bewwy cwoss and did gwound us. Tom sook his head and walked away. I did feel wike maybe we had been norty but Bessie say it OK, mummy not stay cwoss bewwy wong.
Den Mummy twied to dwigwace us by witing on facbook dat we was norty but all ouw fwends fort we did good and dat made mummy eben more cwoss. Den she cooked some ham fow de hoomans tea and all de men and boys did say it bees bewwy nice and day not mind about de snossiges. By de way dey was onwy 54p snossiges,dey wasnt eben nice snossiges.
So mummy did fogib us and let us bak on facbook.
Den today we did go to Usk and had a wawk down by de wiber. Wots ob peeples kept cawwing me Wooby. But me not Wooby. Me and Bess we wont to meet dis Wooby, see if she pwettier dan me. Den we had some tweats off some wadies and mummy said we had been bewwy gud gurls cos we seen wots of dogs and we no gwowl at eny ob dem. Den we went to da spar sop so daddy and bwyn cud buy sweets.
Mummy did wate outside wib us and she sitted on a bench and not notice de bin. So we tip de bin ober and Bessie eated a powk and stuffin woll and me did eat a pakit of beef monstuh munch cwisps. Wy eny body want to fwow gud stuff wike dis away I don't noes?
Den daddy cummed out de sop and he tell mummy off cos de bin beed upside down and der bees wubbish all ober de fwoor. So mummy has to pik all de wubbish up wif her pawsies and put it bak in de bin. She no wike doing dat but wukky she habs a bokkle ob hand cweaner in her bag.
Den dis wady cummed ober wif a cat on a wead and we goes woof woof grr grr cos yoos not sposed to wawk a cat on a wead. Den mummy says we is stoopid dogs and it not bees a cat, it bees a chewbacca dog. Now i seed staw wahs and chewbacca much biggah dan dat but mummy says dees teeny dogs bees corled chewbacca dogs so dat must be twoo. Ennyway den daddy says we outstays us welkum and we goes bak to de cah and me and bessie has a sweep and daddy and bwyn pways football.
Den we cummed home and habs ceese and cwakers and anubber sweep on de settee.
Sunday, 9 October 2011
How we defeated Percy de Park Keeper and udder adbenshurs
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house today. Littlest minihooman did hab a futborl match and mummy did say wud we wike to go and watch so wees did say yes ob cors we wud lubb to go and watch. So wees all pile in de dogmobile and go to de futborl match and der is a bewwy big sine on de gate. It does say NO DOGS ALLOWED. So mummy goes hmmpfh how bewwy wude.
So wees go fow a wawk and daddy and littlest minihooman goes to futborl match. Mummy says we got hour and a half so wees wawk for fwee kwarters hour and den turn bak. Wee says dis bad idea, we no wikes tuwning bak. Mees finking dis going to end in teers. Bessie no wike tuwning bak, she does wike to wawk in a sirkul.
Anyway mummy finks she noes best so we wawks. We wawks down de stweet and den i do poos on de paff outside sumones house. mummy say why yoo orways poo outside peeples gates? I say i just needed poo and der i was. she no unnerstand dough, she just wook at me wif dat embawassed face. Den she pik up de bewwy stinky poo and wee take it wiff us. Wulkily der bees a bin wiff a pikshur ob a dog doing a big steaming poo so she puts de smewwy bag in de bin.
Now is it just me or does ebberybodys mum make big fuss bout holding de bin wiff der sweeve and den dwopping bag of poo in bewwy kwikly and going gag wetch dis bin does stink weal bad.
Den a old wady did stop and stwoke us and say we bewwy coot. so we does gib her our bestest coot smiwy fases. She does wike ours smiwy fases.
Den we has a big pwobwem. Mummy wants to wawk down Offahs Dyke Paff. But der bees woads of kissing gates all de way down. One mummy puwwing 2 bassets on weads fwough a kissing gate is a bewwy difficuwt opewashun. It does take at weast 2 minits to get fwough each gate and der bees wots of dem. By de end mummy going hab yoo gurls not wowked out how to get fwough deses gates wet?
Den by de time it is fwee kwarters of hour, mummy says we must turns bak now. Me and Bessie we go no way, dis bad idea. So we wuns bewwy fast to de next gate and we goes under de gate! We fits. Mummy bewwy cwoss cos we cud hab gon under de udder gates but we twied to skweeze fwough togebbeer ebbery time. Den we hear did noise dat sounds wike minihoomans so we wuns to find de minihoomans so we can pway wiff dem. Yoo nebber gess. It was onwy our minihoomans futborl team on de udder side off de hedg. We hab wawked in big sircul! Me and Bessie was bewwy happy cos we no need to turn bak and we get to go in de pawk. So we did! We wunned in fwough de gate - dis a normal gate not a kissing gate. And mummy has to wun in wiff us twying not to shout cos she no wont percy park keeper to sees us in his pweshus park. Den we goes and sits by a bensh next to de udder gate so mummy can sit der too. So she does cos she tiwed and we habs nise time watching de futborl and nobody did tell us off.
Minihoomans teem did woose 25 nil but we not awwoed to towk about dat. Den we comed home. Daddy cucked soup for de hoomans and mummy gave me and bessie a wasbewwy fwomarg fwais each. Dems was dewishus, i fink daddy not impwessed cos we was wicking hims best spoons dough.
So wees go fow a wawk and daddy and littlest minihooman goes to futborl match. Mummy says we got hour and a half so wees wawk for fwee kwarters hour and den turn bak. Wee says dis bad idea, we no wikes tuwning bak. Mees finking dis going to end in teers. Bessie no wike tuwning bak, she does wike to wawk in a sirkul.
Anyway mummy finks she noes best so we wawks. We wawks down de stweet and den i do poos on de paff outside sumones house. mummy say why yoo orways poo outside peeples gates? I say i just needed poo and der i was. she no unnerstand dough, she just wook at me wif dat embawassed face. Den she pik up de bewwy stinky poo and wee take it wiff us. Wulkily der bees a bin wiff a pikshur ob a dog doing a big steaming poo so she puts de smewwy bag in de bin.
Now is it just me or does ebberybodys mum make big fuss bout holding de bin wiff der sweeve and den dwopping bag of poo in bewwy kwikly and going gag wetch dis bin does stink weal bad.
Den a old wady did stop and stwoke us and say we bewwy coot. so we does gib her our bestest coot smiwy fases. She does wike ours smiwy fases.
Den we has a big pwobwem. Mummy wants to wawk down Offahs Dyke Paff. But der bees woads of kissing gates all de way down. One mummy puwwing 2 bassets on weads fwough a kissing gate is a bewwy difficuwt opewashun. It does take at weast 2 minits to get fwough each gate and der bees wots of dem. By de end mummy going hab yoo gurls not wowked out how to get fwough deses gates wet?
Den by de time it is fwee kwarters of hour, mummy says we must turns bak now. Me and Bessie we go no way, dis bad idea. So we wuns bewwy fast to de next gate and we goes under de gate! We fits. Mummy bewwy cwoss cos we cud hab gon under de udder gates but we twied to skweeze fwough togebbeer ebbery time. Den we hear did noise dat sounds wike minihoomans so we wuns to find de minihoomans so we can pway wiff dem. Yoo nebber gess. It was onwy our minihoomans futborl team on de udder side off de hedg. We hab wawked in big sircul! Me and Bessie was bewwy happy cos we no need to turn bak and we get to go in de pawk. So we did! We wunned in fwough de gate - dis a normal gate not a kissing gate. And mummy has to wun in wiff us twying not to shout cos she no wont percy park keeper to sees us in his pweshus park. Den we goes and sits by a bensh next to de udder gate so mummy can sit der too. So she does cos she tiwed and we habs nise time watching de futborl and nobody did tell us off.
Minihoomans teem did woose 25 nil but we not awwoed to towk about dat. Den we comed home. Daddy cucked soup for de hoomans and mummy gave me and bessie a wasbewwy fwomarg fwais each. Dems was dewishus, i fink daddy not impwessed cos we was wicking hims best spoons dough.
Saturday, 8 October 2011
A wikkle stowy by mees and Bessie
I fort I wud tell yoos a stowy about mees and Bessie. Bessie bees mine sistah and mine best fwiend. Wast nite she eben wet me sweep wif my head skwished next to hers eben dough I be weawing a big pwastic cone on mine head. When I goes to bodiebies I wears jammies. Sometimes I wears soks too but not wast nite. We has had a wazy day todays, it bees weekend. Mine mummy and daddy and the littlest 2 minihumans went to de eyedoctor and de biggest minihuman stayed home and wooked aftah us. Hims name be Tom, hims bees nearwy 19 so hims be a big minihuman, a gwowed up minihuman. Den wen de udders got homes mum did giff Tom a corned beefs pasty and he did eat messy and dwop bits on de fwoor but we did hewp cwean up fow him. Den we went in de gawden and did dwink fwom de pond. Daddy say not to dwink fwom de pond but we wikes de taste of de fisswater. Den daddy did bees bewwy mean and put pwantpots in fwont off de pond so we cud not dwink fwom de pond no more. Dat bees it so fah.
What we did so far
16th September
Dis bees da news fwom ouw house today. Mines mummy say she goes bak to beds cos she exorsted and she got my gwane aftah us behabur. Me cudnt sweep so me walked bout a bit in de nite and went outside a few times (mum says 10, dat is a wie). Den bessie did get out ob her harness and beed a pain in de bum on de walk. Den we bof wolled in poo and needed baffs. Now we habing nap wid mummy cos we exorsted and got my gwanes too aftah busy morning. Dis apternoon we goin hewp mummy clean de fishies houses out. We gud at dat.
20th September
Dis bees da news fwom ouw house today. Bessie has chwanged her name to audwey. Mine big sistah Tatie wiking mawoon 5 lots. Mine big bruddah Toms gone to cowwege at nite time. Mine udder bruudah Bwyn did wear hims jammies all day but den so's did me so dats orwite. Mine mummy did go to aldi in her jammies and fwuffy wellies. But she bwought back stollen so dats orwite too. And tomowwow Cawly got to go puppy twaining. Dis bees de end ob de news.
22nd September
dis bees de news from ouw house yesterday: A english bull terrier did show me his willy yesterday, I was not impwessed. My dog twainer mite be able to twain skiwwels but him can't make cawly sit. neither can mummy. or Tatie. or Tommee hooman. Dey shud give up and take Bessie instead next week. she lubs to impwess people wif her twicks.
23rd September
Dis bees de news from ouw house today: cawly did fall in de pond. Mine jammies is bewwy wet and der is a big hole in de netting. But de fishies is orwite and cawly is orwite. Tatie wet me pway wif her scooby doo swippers cos me be's sad aftah me fell in de pond. De hoomans habing snossidges for der tea. Mummy said we can hab one each cos we gud giwls. Today we's mostwy wistening to de song dat goes "uh yeah I knows wot it is bwack and yewwow bwack and yewwow"
27th September
dis bees de news fwom ouw house today: Bessie be in de awful bad mood. She wouldnt walk on hew hawness and mummy had to let hew off lead all de way on ouw walk eben on de main woad. we did see wots ob dogs on ouw walk. der was pooduls and shit-zoos and twebors (bessie wikes twebors, she orways gets siwwy wound dem) and gwate dane and cowwies and dack wussels and bwack and wewww wabwadors. and i was a bewwy gud giwl and i only snapped at one doggy. she was a wewwow wabwador and her mummy said she in heat and i say i knows dat i can tell fwom her BA (dats Bad Attitood to yoo sucker MCs). Den we comed home and eated some daddy wong wegs and den had a sweep and den de postman waked us up wid a parcel for big brudder and Bessie did get all sky-co and she was going grrr hiss snarl and de postman waffed at her and she went back bed in a suwk. dis bees de end of de news so fah
28th September
dis bees de news fwom ouw house tonite. Bessie did go to doggy school insted off me. She no wike it, she cwoss wif me and say it mine fawt her haff to go cos me too stoopid too wearn. de wevver was a eat-wave today day say. we ad libber for noms. de house be's fuw off moss-key-toes. dem do bite yoos. mine big brudder did wook aftah me gud when mummyand bessie was out. him did sit on mine faborit stair wif me so's i cud snuggle wif him. dis bees de end of de news.
1st October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house yesday: me and bessie did go on a adbenshur wiff ouw fwiends Dylan and Dougie. We went in de woods and ober a old qwawwy and mummy and aunty sawwy lifted us ober a barb wire fence. Aunty Sawwy did say she fink I hebbier dan Bessie now. Den we had a sweep in de garden and mummy hanged did wasing out. Den mummy left de fwont door open and bessie sed let's go on anudder adbenshur. I say I no want to go wiffout mummy but bessie make me so we boff runned off down de woad. But we got tiwed kwik and wen mummy cort up we was sat on de nayburs lawn a foo houses away. Den mummy weft us in de house so she cud go to food shop and daddy comed back fwom work and say do we want to go in de car. I no want to cos mummy wurry if we not der wen she get back so me jump out hibs car and wun back in house. But den bessie said daddy did take her to football field and mummy be der aweady. So I's missed out. I wemember dat fow next time. Den we had a hole tin ob sardeens for ums tea and watch tewwy wiff eberyone and den went to bed. Bessie had a dweam dat she a horse cos she naying in hers sweep. Dis bees de end ob de news.
1st October
dis bees de news fwom ouw house tonites. We has bin to pets at home. we did twy lots off cowwars on and mummy bort us new ones. mine bees bwack wether. it bees bewwy secksy. Bessie did a big swoppy poo on de fwoor in der and mummy has to cwean it up wiff tissues and dat handywash wot wadies cawwy in dems hambags. de wady on de till she not no dat dough and she say we coot and gibbed us gwavy bones. den we went to twedegah pawk and paddled in de wake wer dem swans do wive. den we comed home and had a baff. den we watched amewican dad and famiwy guy and doctor hoo. dis bees de end ob de news.
2nd October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house today. We went to a basset sow. It beed fun. We saw wots ob udder bassets. Sum off dem was bewwy pwetty. I was gwad we had baffs wast nite cos all dem udder dogs was bewwy cwean and siny. And wots of peeples stwoked us and kissed us. And at de end me and bessie did hewp cwean up by eating de cips and pees wot joowy did dwop on de kitsen fwoor. Den we comed home and wotched cawwy on abwoad. Now we goin to wotch sexy factor and down town abbey. Dey has a nise dog on dat pwogwam.
4th October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house today. Bessie suwking. De summer has finissed. It be a bit wainy today and a bit windy. Dat it. Not many news today. Dis bees de end ob de news.
Dis bees da news fwom ouw house today. Mines mummy say she goes bak to beds cos she exorsted and she got my gwane aftah us behabur. Me cudnt sweep so me walked bout a bit in de nite and went outside a few times (mum says 10, dat is a wie). Den bessie did get out ob her harness and beed a pain in de bum on de walk. Den we bof wolled in poo and needed baffs. Now we habing nap wid mummy cos we exorsted and got my gwanes too aftah busy morning. Dis apternoon we goin hewp mummy clean de fishies houses out. We gud at dat.
20th September
Dis bees da news fwom ouw house today. Bessie has chwanged her name to audwey. Mine big sistah Tatie wiking mawoon 5 lots. Mine big bruddah Toms gone to cowwege at nite time. Mine udder bruudah Bwyn did wear hims jammies all day but den so's did me so dats orwite. Mine mummy did go to aldi in her jammies and fwuffy wellies. But she bwought back stollen so dats orwite too. And tomowwow Cawly got to go puppy twaining. Dis bees de end ob de news.
22nd September
dis bees de news from ouw house yesterday: A english bull terrier did show me his willy yesterday, I was not impwessed. My dog twainer mite be able to twain skiwwels but him can't make cawly sit. neither can mummy. or Tatie. or Tommee hooman. Dey shud give up and take Bessie instead next week. she lubs to impwess people wif her twicks.
23rd September
Dis bees de news from ouw house today: cawly did fall in de pond. Mine jammies is bewwy wet and der is a big hole in de netting. But de fishies is orwite and cawly is orwite. Tatie wet me pway wif her scooby doo swippers cos me be's sad aftah me fell in de pond. De hoomans habing snossidges for der tea. Mummy said we can hab one each cos we gud giwls. Today we's mostwy wistening to de song dat goes "uh yeah I knows wot it is bwack and yewwow bwack and yewwow"
27th September
dis bees de news fwom ouw house today: Bessie be in de awful bad mood. She wouldnt walk on hew hawness and mummy had to let hew off lead all de way on ouw walk eben on de main woad. we did see wots ob dogs on ouw walk. der was pooduls and shit-zoos and twebors (bessie wikes twebors, she orways gets siwwy wound dem) and gwate dane and cowwies and dack wussels and bwack and wewww wabwadors. and i was a bewwy gud giwl and i only snapped at one doggy. she was a wewwow wabwador and her mummy said she in heat and i say i knows dat i can tell fwom her BA (dats Bad Attitood to yoo sucker MCs). Den we comed home and eated some daddy wong wegs and den had a sweep and den de postman waked us up wid a parcel for big brudder and Bessie did get all sky-co and she was going grrr hiss snarl and de postman waffed at her and she went back bed in a suwk. dis bees de end of de news so fah
28th September
dis bees de news fwom ouw house tonite. Bessie did go to doggy school insted off me. She no wike it, she cwoss wif me and say it mine fawt her haff to go cos me too stoopid too wearn. de wevver was a eat-wave today day say. we ad libber for noms. de house be's fuw off moss-key-toes. dem do bite yoos. mine big brudder did wook aftah me gud when mummyand bessie was out. him did sit on mine faborit stair wif me so's i cud snuggle wif him. dis bees de end of de news.
1st October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house yesday: me and bessie did go on a adbenshur wiff ouw fwiends Dylan and Dougie. We went in de woods and ober a old qwawwy and mummy and aunty sawwy lifted us ober a barb wire fence. Aunty Sawwy did say she fink I hebbier dan Bessie now. Den we had a sweep in de garden and mummy hanged did wasing out. Den mummy left de fwont door open and bessie sed let's go on anudder adbenshur. I say I no want to go wiffout mummy but bessie make me so we boff runned off down de woad. But we got tiwed kwik and wen mummy cort up we was sat on de nayburs lawn a foo houses away. Den mummy weft us in de house so she cud go to food shop and daddy comed back fwom work and say do we want to go in de car. I no want to cos mummy wurry if we not der wen she get back so me jump out hibs car and wun back in house. But den bessie said daddy did take her to football field and mummy be der aweady. So I's missed out. I wemember dat fow next time. Den we had a hole tin ob sardeens for ums tea and watch tewwy wiff eberyone and den went to bed. Bessie had a dweam dat she a horse cos she naying in hers sweep. Dis bees de end ob de news.
1st October
dis bees de news fwom ouw house tonites. We has bin to pets at home. we did twy lots off cowwars on and mummy bort us new ones. mine bees bwack wether. it bees bewwy secksy. Bessie did a big swoppy poo on de fwoor in der and mummy has to cwean it up wiff tissues and dat handywash wot wadies cawwy in dems hambags. de wady on de till she not no dat dough and she say we coot and gibbed us gwavy bones. den we went to twedegah pawk and paddled in de wake wer dem swans do wive. den we comed home and had a baff. den we watched amewican dad and famiwy guy and doctor hoo. dis bees de end ob de news.
2nd October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house today. We went to a basset sow. It beed fun. We saw wots ob udder bassets. Sum off dem was bewwy pwetty. I was gwad we had baffs wast nite cos all dem udder dogs was bewwy cwean and siny. And wots of peeples stwoked us and kissed us. And at de end me and bessie did hewp cwean up by eating de cips and pees wot joowy did dwop on de kitsen fwoor. Den we comed home and wotched cawwy on abwoad. Now we goin to wotch sexy factor and down town abbey. Dey has a nise dog on dat pwogwam.
4th October
Dis bees de news fwom ouw house today. Bessie suwking. De summer has finissed. It be a bit wainy today and a bit windy. Dat it. Not many news today. Dis bees de end ob de news.
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