Skwirrel Pie tonite

Me lubs skwirrels.  Me fink if me eber catsh one me will make it into a big pie.  Me fink me will wite a cukbuk of skwirrel wesipes.  Me stawt wiff dis one:

Skwirrel Pie:

Take one skwirrel.  Take one meat an tata pie.  Eat de miggle out de meat an tata pie.  Put de skwirrel in de pie.  Serve wiff mash tatas an gwavy.

30th September 2012

Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. We dids go fow a wawk dis mornin an we wos wawkin past ouw cassul wen der wos sudnly orl dese big bangies inside an me wos scawed an wan off an den me seen mine mummy an mine daddy an me twied to wawk between den but dem wos howdin hands an me fink dat bees weerd an a bit yucky. Den me heers mine mummy shoutin "Cawly de basset comes to mummy" an me wooks be

hind and mine habs got de wong mummy an daddy. So me goes to mine mummy an daddy an dem is not howdin hands an ebewyfing is bakk to nowmal an Cawly de basset bees appy. Den we goed home an had sum tweats an a sweep in mummy an daddys bed an den nanny an gwandad did comes fow tea. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.

13th September 2012

Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. Me did bees sikk but den mees be bettah. Me did hab a birfday. Me is 4. Me did just jump ofer de fens wot daddy builded to keep us doggies off de puddytat an wabbit an howace gwass. Bessie an Wotty did wotch. Dem was impwessed wif mine jumpin. Daddy not so mush. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.

11th September 2012

me is sikk. me sikked 4 times in de nite. Mummy did hold mine eers so dey not go in de sikk. It mine birfday tomowow, me not want to be sikk on mine birfday. me sad :(

9th September 2012

Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. Mine sistahs has bin pookin orl ober de place orl weekend. Me habs not cos I is a gud guwl an I not eet poops an fings I find in heges. Today we habs bin fow a wawk in de bwecon beacons. It bees fun, we did see anudder basset. It bees mine birfday on Wensday. I bees big 4. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.

27th August 2012

Dis bees de noos today fwom ouw house. It bees wainin. Again. Gwanma an Gwandad did stay fow de weekend. Dem did fink I wos de bestest giwl. Dem did tewl me dat. Dis bees de end ob de noos today fwom ouw house.

OH MINE GOSS

I did fowget to tewl yoos orl sumfink bewwy impowtant.  We habs a wikkle babby sistah.  Her name bees Wotty.  Her is bewwy tiny an her is 2.  Her is ofishly us niece cos Tatie bees her mumma but we dus orl lib togevva wike sistahs.  She wubs to fite, like orl de time.  It dus tire me out.

today me dus see a pweeseman widin wound on de bak ob a normmus dog.  It bees normmus.  So I dus shout at it.  I shouts "Hewwo Mr pweeseman dog.  I want to hab mine foto taked wif yoo"  (dis is wot i did say, if Bessie says difwent den she a wiar).  anyway him ignore me, him pwobly bizzy doin pweeseman dog stuff.

noos fwash: So der i was sittin on de deckin habin a wikkle scwtach an mindin mine own bizzyness when dis chikin did forl out de sky an wand on de fwoor wite next to me dead as a dead chikin him was. So me eated him up. Me made shur me not weft any bits so mummy not get cwoss but den me did get bwood an fevvers on mine bed an mummy did get cwoss. Her did fink it was spicy de cat wot brunged de bird in fow me to eat but spicy de cat sat on de gwass lickin her bum an she say no it not me wot killded de chikin. Den Tom did say a birdy did fwy into his window an den mummy wealise wer de chikin did come fwom. Her say bad Cawly eatin a ikkle birdy but me say no mummy it not a birdy it be a chikin. Den me did not get no tea cos I had alweady had mine chikin/dead birdy (depending on if you team Cawly or team Mummy). Dis be de end ob dis noos fwash.

Wots happened so far dis year

De most importunt fing is Carly habs a boyfwend, hims name bees Tigah and him bees bewwy hansum.  

Mummy an daddy did take me to a noo V E T an she did gib me sum aunty biotics.  Well dem is wurkin, mine skin habs neber wukked so gud.  And it not neerly as itshy as it wos.  I still habs to ware a cone cos mine fase bees not kwite heeled but me no habs to ware de t shurt no more.    Mummy did buy pilshuds for us tea, dem bees dewishus. 

Cawly has wernt to pway wif udder doggies.  Me no gwowl an snap no more, mummy sez me bees a pweshur to take out.  

Me an Bessie did make vawentine pwesents fow us boyfwends, we did get ink orl ober us feeties and gwoo orl ober us fur but we did habs fun.  We hopes dey habs fun openin dem.

Dis bees mine Tigah

Ders woads ob udder stuff happened too but i is a bit cold an i gonna hab a wikkle nap wite now befor mine tea.  nite nite.