Mine name bees Carly. I bees a 3 year old Basset Hound. I wiv in Wales wiv mine sistah Bessie, she bees a bossy basset, she bees neawly 5, and mine famiwy. Der bees mum and and dad, 3 minihumans, a puddytat, a wabbit, a talltoise and wots of fissies. Sum off dem fissies wiv in de pond and I do stick mine head in and dwink der water. Before me came here me did wiv at de puppy fawm. It not bees a nise fawm. Der not be sheeps and cows, just wots of doggies haffing wots of babbies.
Saturday, 30 June 2012
noos fwash: So der i was sittin on de deckin habin a wikkle scwtach an
mindin mine own bizzyness when dis chikin did forl out de sky an wand on
de fwoor wite next to me dead as a dead chikin him was. So me eated
him up. Me made shur me not weft any bits so mummy not get cwoss but
den me did get bwood an fevvers on mine bed an mummy did get cwoss. Her
did fink it was spicy de cat wot brunged de
bird in fow me to eat but spicy de cat sat on de gwass lickin her bum
an she say no it not me wot killded de chikin. Den Tom did say a birdy
did fwy into his window an den mummy wealise wer de chikin did come
fwom. Her say bad Cawly eatin a ikkle birdy but me say no mummy it not a
birdy it be a chikin. Den me did not get no tea cos I had alweady had
mine chikin/dead birdy (depending on if you team Cawly or team Mummy).
Dis be de end ob dis noos fwash.
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